C A7 I met an old friend in the bar the other night D7 He got a little drunk and he wanted to fight; F G C He jumped up and challenged every man in the room. C A7 And just about the time he got the words out D7 An old boy jumped up and closed his mouth F G C And used his head for a mop and his butt for a broom. C A7 D7 G C It was an Attitude Adjustment, I guess it was his first time. C A7 D7 G An attitude adjustment, now he understands just fine. C (hit once) C7 (hit once)ÊÊ He got bent out of shape, then he opened his mouth F (hit once) D7 (hit once)ÊÊ And just one appointment straightened him right out C A7 D7 G7 C It was an attitude adjustment--It'll work every time.